Cold Snap Kumquat Quandary

Cold Snap Kumquat Quandary

We have a “Cold Snap Kumquat Quandary.” It’s going to freeze here in Lower Alabama. It’s going to freeze! When you live on a farm and you have a bunch of critters to care for, this gets pretty serious. Like Ned Stark would say if he was from around here…”Winter is coming, y’all.”

Leaving Home by Garrison Keillor

Rocky Rates It: Leaving Home by Garrison Keillor

My knowledge of A Prairie Home Companion being a notch up from abysmal, I decided to tackle the series of bound essays titled Leaving Home by a broadcaster whose reach spanned from the lakes of Minnesota to the shoreline of Lower Alabama.  I’d dare say our political leanings are as equally far apart, but that didn’t …

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French Women Don't Get Fat By Mireille Guiliano

Rocky Rates It: French Women Don’t Get Fat by Mireille Giuliano

Prepare for gushing, fan-girling, and mad props!  This is the most common sense, effective, simply glorious non-diet diet book I’ve ever read!  There, I’ve said it.  Now, you need to understand I’m pretty well-versed in dietary lore.  I’ve flirted with the likes of Pritikin, Atkins, and–Lord, help me–Suzanne Somers.  I’ve sweat to the oldies, boogied …

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Christmas Past

What the Dickens?

  The Ghosts of Christmases Past, Present, and Yet To Come swirled about the classroom as the genius of Dickens wrought its magic.  Sure, the students understood allusions to Scrooge, but I was surprised by their corporate ignorance of the plot line (and, consequently, the message) of A Christmas Carol.  After using a combo of rich …

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